#2
“You want ME to pay YOU $20,000 for hosting MY unlicensed comics on YOUR shitty website for the past 3 years?”
“NO, i’ve got a better idea.”
“1. I’m going to try and raise $20,000 in donations.
2. I’m going to take a photo of the raised money.
3. I’m going to mail you that photo, along with this picture of your mom seducing a Kodiak bear.
4. I’m going to take that money and donate half of it to the National Wildlife Federation and half of it to the American Cancer Society.”
“You want ME to pay YOU $20,000 for hosting MY unlicensed comics on YOUR shitty website for the past 3 years?”
“NO, i’ve got a better idea.”
“1. I’m going to try and raise $20,000 in donations.
2. I’m going to take a photo of the raised money.
3. I’m going to mail you that photo, along with this picture of your mom seducing a Kodiak bear.
4. I’m going to take that money and donate half of it to the National Wildlife Federation and half of it to the American Cancer Society.”